Here are nine true facts about me:
- My first car was a canary yellow, 1976 Volkswagen Beetle with a tape deck. (RIP, Elijah…)
- I’ve published two volumes of original poetry.
- A tiger once roared directly at me while I was wearing a tuxedo.
- I worked as a full-time rave promoter from 1999-2001.
- I saved a child’s life in Paris.
- I’ve been on the front page of Reddit.
- Once, with a casual, off-hand remark, I made an entire elevator full of SNL cast members laugh.
- I’ve run four marathons.
- I’ve won a CLIO, a PromaxBDA Gold, got nominated for an Emmy and, in 1990, I was a Nintendo Power World Championship quarter-finalist.